1. A sport that kicks brass!
2. The people who GRACIOUSLY allow the football team to play at our out door concerts.
3. The only place where fingering isn't dirty (lol).
4. (For the Sousaphones) Talent that weighs eighty pounds.
5. Blood, sweat, and metronomes.
6. A true test of ability and strength.
7. The best combination of blowing, tounging, fingering, and percussion!
8. Life.
9. (MTD) A Musically Transmitted Disease.
10. Hardcore (or Hardcorps!)
11. The best experience of my life!
12.(Just for the trumpets) We rule the Marching Band, next stop...the world!
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1. Keeping your bones up
2. what football team?
3. trombones do it in 7 positions
4. woodwinds know all 36 fingerings
5. flutes are good for more than just playing
6. you practice 8 days a week 26 hours a day *no seriously those are the right numbers
7. why is the pitt crew included in "marching" band?
8. why does drumline march all funny?
9. peeing clear
10. so how many times have we changed this set?
11. paying for band is more than paying for your new car *that goes in the Green Hope parking lot*
12. when you can hear the drumline practicing at the HS from Preston, at 5:30 in the morning
13. thats right color guard, keep spinning those flags
14. why is it that drumers get all the chicks?
laurn's clarinet was between her legs and lauren had her flute between her legs and her flute went into the bottom of laurn's and she was like "sorry i impregnated your clarinet"

(after last marching band competition) "so now what?"

"NO I'M NOT MARCHING DOWN THE HALLWAY" "oo... well maybe i am"

"whats that circle thing around your lips from?"

to band parent, "thanks mom"
by jeremy miles October 7, 2005
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If you were to draw a Venn diagram that had the following specific set circles:

"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"

the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".
If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.
by Daniel December 8, 2003
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The biggest group of shitheads you will ever encounter. Each and everyone of them emits crackhead energy unlike any other but when you get past their crackheadedness you see amazing, genuine people who you will make memories with that will last a lifetime. Fun fact : they also only date within the band.
Dave: oml did you say ur in marching band? gross
Lancaster: nah fam that's the best group of people I've ever met
Dave: oh really? shit maybe I should join
by T2forever January 14, 2020
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The best gosh darn time of your life. we play music and have visuals all set up on the field. it takes a lot of hard work and most of the summer. but hey who cares i have fun! (like the marching band i'm in always says) SHAKATA!!!
(thats sha-kuh-tuh)
usually performed at halftime of a football game (the BAND not poms or cheerleaders)
by Meg December 10, 2003
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The absolute most pimping thing you could ever join.
We have band practice.
Marching Band Competition.
by Band Geek February 4, 2003
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