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"I am not a how, I'm a maot! Spell it with me M A O T."
Maot by napfed March 10, 2015
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When someone says or does something stupid the reply is MAOT pronounced "mott".. It's quite addicting actually, invented by the 3FB, upstate NY.
Your friend hooks up with an absolutely discusting individual. Your reply... 'MAAAOOTTT!!!"
maot by Jessica, Crystal, Erica April 21, 2004
Very strong alcoholic beverage of china.
He drank a bottle of maotai and blacked out.
maotai by The Wok April 14, 2008

maotganon 

a filipino-bisaya word for always erection of the penis,sex maniac refer to a male...
watching hot and sexy girls makes eumerezra so maotganon.
maotganon by maotganon March 28, 2009
To defame someone in a communist-era way. Past tense is "maothed". Present tense is "maothing".
"He questioned me like he didn't believe me when I told the truth, then he bad maothed me to everyone spreading the lie to even more people."
maoth by Edward Diaz May 5, 2006
A Supporter of Mao Zedong, A normal member of society will realize that this guy killed millions of people and not support him
14 year old Communist:Mao Zedong did nothing wrong
Normal person:Go back to school, Maotard
Maotard by GasparThalasso March 28, 2025
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