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mandangalo 

1: A foolish or stupid person.
2: A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
"you're such an idiot!, why did you write 2+2=5 on the test?!?!?!"
mandangalo by Stephen Otto April 24, 2005

mandangelo

(man-DANG-gell-oh)

my manhood dangles low
"oo ooooo!"

"MANDANGELO!!!!"
mandangelo by mrmark85 April 18, 2008

mandangled 

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled
mandangled by Hamolka January 21, 2005

Mandanga 

Charly le da a la mandanga. Charly is an addict.
Mandanga by makato August 5, 2008

mandango 

My mandango can't stay in my pants.
mandango by Jamal April 17, 2004

coco mandango

a vagina with highly evolved muscles that enable it to create a vacuum suction sensation, similar to the retractable, secondary mouth of the creature seen in "Alien." Often gives the feeling of receiving oral sex.
Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.

Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!

Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.

Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.
coco mandango by cocodilloz July 20, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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