Malentines Day 

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

Malentines Day by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Malentines Day 

A day within 2 weeks after Valentines Day where a man can call for his significant other to take him out to dinner to a place of his choice.

"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"

Malentines Day by senorklein February 19, 2010

Malentines Day 

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.

Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?

Malentines Day by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024

valentines day video 

a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.

phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"

valentines day video by Phil trash #2 October 1, 2015

valentines day 

The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"

valentines day by Martar October 7, 2008

valentines day 

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007

Valentines day 

a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose

Valentines day by ERnin_irene February 18, 2007