Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.
Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day
Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy
Steve: Malentines Day?
Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.
by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013
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"Hey Herb.. What are you up to this friday?"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
"Hey Erik, I'm having my girlfriend take me to Red Lobster for Malentines Day"
"Good idea! I hear it is Lobster Fest This weekend"
by senorklein February 19, 2010
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Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?
by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024
Get the Malentines Day mug.a video Phil made for Dan basically expressing his love as a gift for Valentines Day but they claim it was an April Fools joke. Also the phandom doesn't ever talk about it, it's aka "the video that shall not be named" or every now and then "the video" or "the thing" because many are scared to talk about it. It's to respect Phil and also Dans privacy, that's why we don't speak of it, or watch it. Besides, it's very hard to find it on the internet nowadays.
phangirl 1: "Wow! did you see the valentines Day video?!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
phangirl 2: "yeah! the video that shall not be named!"
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"November 14th"
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"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
"November 14th"
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"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
by Martar October 7, 2008
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