A mythical creature that resides in swamps and marshes. It has large horns used for spiking people and catching elephants. Skin tone is a dark shade of burgundy. Most commonly found on the coast of California a few miles north of the city of San Francisco. Sightings have been found at various spots in Marin, Novato, and Vallejo.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods