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When a male has the presence alone to, stimulate females on all levels except emotional to encourage girls to get into bed with him. Then while in bed doesn't have sex but gets exactly what he wanted... Head (and breakfast)
Lachlan Mafi'd Amy, not only for he's sexual needs but also for his stomach.
Mafi'd by Whykickamoocow March 20, 2016
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Darrius Mafi 

The cleverest of the cleverest

Often knows everything thing and gets annoyed by getting 1 mark wrong
Darrius Mafi : no I got 99 out of 100

The rest of the class : smh
Darrius Mafi by Jaime vardy September 17, 2020

mafidash 

When you need to leave a situation. When you are in an awkward scenerio and you just need to get the heck away from that person you can say I need to Mafidash.

It stems from the Jamaican Potois dialect but was invented by a truly progressive white girl.
I don't want to be here so I am going to mafidash out of here!
mafidash by cdot fdot March 10, 2011
Everything naughty and sexual derived from the two words Mafia and Judo (well why not)
oh my that's a very mafidoe thing to do *gasps*
Mafidoe by Stevey d September 9, 2008
Mafidar means a group of elites or a very rich person
Wow he is a member if the Mafidar dynasty
Mafidar by Soulraptor March 18, 2021
A hype malay band that just too good to be exist
: u know what is the greatest band?
; yes, ik its Mafidz
Mafidz by Bungasayang August 7, 2022
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