Macspac

Bizarre or obscene hyper-rant from a macfag when you comment objectively on an Apple product. Often taken like a personal attack on their mother.

Tim: Did you see that iPhones can now send MMSes?

Macfag: Your hate for Apple is relentless, yet Sony Ericsson and Nokia in particular suck so much they have made a shitty model after a shitty model and i have owned some of them, don't get me started on LG and other crappy mobile brands that nobody seems to disparage if they fail.

Tim: WDT?!?!? What did I say.

Macfag: Sorry, just having a Macspac.

by Timdude March 18, 2009

manspace

1. n- The personal area of a male.
2. n- The crotchular region.
3. adj- Muy bangalicious.

1. 'Julia is all up in Ricky's manspace.'
3. 'That chick is so totes manspace.'

by rabidsnakemonkey February 28, 2009

matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.

Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.

by Matchu~San February 25, 2015

Knuckelhead macSpazmatron

a fuckin Tard, somebody so stupid it defies belief, a complete arse, a fuck head....

that fuckin knuckelhead MacSpazmatron locked the keys in the car....

by Annie April 7, 2005

Macsmack

1) Someone broadsiding you with their macintosh oriented equipment.

2)Mac yelling at Windows (in any situation)

GIMME A MAC AND ILE SMACKU BAK. "Macsmack"

by Captain Queefunderpantz September 10, 2009

manspackle

1. Semen left around the vaginal opening, as if it were hiding the hole. 3. Dried semen.

This kleenex if filled with manspackle.

by cakes June 11, 2003

Macspaz

A mac user who's always frothing at the mouth waiting to tell you how great their mac is, and they always have some gay way of talking about windows e.g. windoze, microshaft, Windoez ExPee Micro$oft. And the twats can't differentiate between PC manufacturers and O/S manufacturers - constantly harping on about 'Windows computers'. Well, I've got news for you bitches, I've NEVER bought a Pc built by Microsoft, and all my Pc's run more O/S's than just Windows you sad sack cuntos. And guess what? Those O/S's are free. and the software for them is free. And there is less chance of them getting a virus than your over-priced, one button poncey Apple fucking Macs.

Macspaz says "My mac doesn't get viruses", "My mac doesn't crash" well guess what cunto? My PC works like a fucking dream with Windoez ExPee as I'm not a complete cretin who can't setup a router firewall or configure Windows and my 3rd party software properly.

NOBODY gives a fuck that you've got a mac, so stop being so fucking smug.

by Raskass November 10, 2008