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malama pono
Malama pono is short for e malama pono which means "take care", or " take care of yourself". A common way that Hawaiians say good bye.
malama pono by oceancats April 19, 2017
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Mulamey • MULAM • Mulamuleli • Mula Momma • Muhammad • Muhammad Ali • malama • Milam • muhamed • malamanteau
John Mulaney Syndrome
John Mulaney Syndrome by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor
He is the incumbent Menteri Besar of Kedah who is hardworking for the state and its people. He enjoys a high popularity among Kedahans.
Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Recently, he has become a target of the communist dictator Anwar Ibrahim and his government. He has nothing wrong, but Anwar wants to jail him so much. This is unacceptable.
Muhammad Sanusi Md Nor by Amelia Aleef July 24, 2023
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
The Battle cry of Giorno Giovanna's stand, Gold Experience, when he screws up an enemy like a boss in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5.
Giorno: Did you really think you'd get away with that, a piece of shit like you?
Cioccolata: UR SO MEAN! >:(
Gold Experience: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Cioccolata: UR SO MEAN! >:(
Gold Experience: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA by exportedtoastie November 3, 2020
John Mulaney
An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
John Mulaney by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
MLAM
Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.
Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.
Rarely does anything change after the realisation.
Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM
Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.