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Acronym: Mom I Really Wanna Fuck.

A MIRWF is any woman with children that has extremely alluring characteristics that they elicit a primal urge in the interested party and makes the woman the object of those primal, sexual desires. These feelings surpass those of a MILF.
Do you see that Fancy lady, she's such a MIRWF!

That woman is not just a MILF, she's a MIRWF.
MIRWF by Chibix July 18, 2021
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A Mirfanda is a fan of Miranda Sings, the comedic character of real-life singer Colleen Ballinger.
"Wut? Are you keeding me?! I would never cancel a trip to see all my Mirfandas at the mall!" - Miranda
Mirfanda by mandalamama314 January 21, 2015
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MIRWF • mirf • Mirwais • MIWF • Mirfanda • miraf • mirfin • MIRNF • Mirwin • midwf
Mother I don't want to fuck
Wow, all those wrinkles, i heard she had a wizards sleeve, she's a midwf
midwf by sickstrings8 February 4, 2010
Miraf is an awesome, lovable, cool girl. She is sweet and caring, shes a person you can always rely on. She is there for you when you need and when you don't. She is so funny she'll make you laugh till you drop dead. Miraf is a strong capable person who just wants to laugh. Miraf is the best
Wow! Miraf is awesome.
miraf by LolUnknown May 4, 2018
A person who is obsessed with the incredibel Superstar Miranda Sings. They love Miranda more then anything in the world and they usually dress just like Miranda and Copy her because they are relly smart. d. anyone who is not a Mirfanda is a HATER and cannot be trusted.
Miranda's MIRFANDAS write her letters, draw her portraits, and give her gifts.
Mirfanda by Gummi Bird February 21, 2021
Mirwais is the absolute king. He's caring and funny and passionate about the little things in life like watching the sunset. He is a loyal friend but sometimes annoying when he leaves his socks on the floor. He's the best joint roller boyfriend one could ask for.

He deserves the best this life has to give. He is charming.
Mirwais is such a badass!
Mirwais by lamph October 31, 2022
(merf) noun. acronym for Mom I'd Run From. The opposite of a MILF. A mom you definitely would not want to do.
"I don't know where she gets her good looks, her mom is a
MIRF!"

"Your momma's so ugly she's not a MILF she's a MIRF!"
MIRF by pose2pose November 9, 2008
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