MIRNT

An unattractive mother that you wouldn't want to have sex with. Acronym similar to MILF except meaning Mother I'd Rather Not Fuck.

Guy 1: Hey man check out that MILF
Guy 2: That dog? She's more like a MIRNT

MIRNT by Jordan Neff April 25, 2008

minthone 

"A smooth, decisive, or crafty move" It a is term said to be derived from a great 19th-century U.S. Republican politcian's name that is said to have consistently conquered all political opposition from all parties w/his clever speak.

Man... she was not trying to hear what I was saying and playing hard-to-get. I had to pull a "minthone" on her and I got the digits (her phone number)... We're going-out on Friday...

minthone by DaFonz3000 July 31, 2009

Mintanol 

Mintanol is code for 2-methyl-2-butanol. 2-methyl-2-butanol is used for research. However, drinking this chemical makes you feel better about yourself. It makes you feel warm inside, helps you fit in a little, and makes you more social and less shy. It makes you feel sleepy and more relaxed. Hurtful comments from fools (the majority) no longer get to you as much and everything is happy Gilmore. It's liquid confidence. Just don't drink more than 10ml. of that stuff at a time, or you'll be sorry.

I wish I had that stuff. (Sad sigh). I need liquid confidence. I need Mintanol (2-methyl-2-butanol).

Mintanol by HawaiianPunch1 October 27, 2010

Midtown Near Mint 

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.

Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.

Midtown Near Mint by T La Ross May 25, 2019

Fucking Mint 

It’s like saying “Fucking cool” But instead you use “mint” mint is used because it’s supposed to make your mouth “cool”

“Fucking mint” is used when you’re in a not so good situation

When your sitting down using the restroom and you forget that there’s no more toilet paper

“Fucking mint”

Fucking Mint by Seven eight nine September 27, 2019

York mint 

It’s essentially saying “your mine” but in code.

“Did you know york mint.”
“I have them named york mint under my contacts”

York mint by cupcake19lol February 17, 2021

Gov O mint 

(noun) A breath freshener necessary to remove the shame of being orally raped by Uncle Sam.

Wow, after watching the HB 2010~Appropriation Bill live on CSPAN for the past 5 hours, I need chew on a handful of "Gov O mints" and roll around in a pile of whores or my wife will know I've been cheating.

Gov O mint by Julio Augustine November 17, 2010