There was once a fair and noble warrior who fought for the forces of good. Words were his weapon and historical references his arsenal. When he spoke, people listened. Every nugget of knowledge was treasured and was considered the counsel of Kings and Queens alike. Such was the eloquence of these utterances they became known as his ‘Pearls Of Wisdom’ (or POW, if you will). His name shall not be revealed but MEPOWs he dropped with regular alacrity and with no small amount of pomp. The word MEPOW was all at once rife within his many thousands of followers, and the word is now used with reverence when people tell of this tale.
by Albert Pennywise October 17, 2020