the biggest of the oofs, a MEGA OOF
You: oof i dropped my phone

Me: MEGA OOF
You: guess ill die
by I was only 9 when it happened. September 13, 2018
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the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf
Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!
by music is fun to listen to February 10, 2019
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An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.
Winston - my house has just died

Jemarkus - oof

Winston - oh

Sarah - mega oof

Winston - *gets deeply offended*
by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019
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