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mega oOf 

the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf
Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!

Mega Oof 

An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.
Winston - my house has just died

Jemarkus - oof

Winston - oh

Sarah - mega oof

Winston - *gets deeply offended*
Mega Oof by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019
when your oof is so big that constantly repeating the word "oof" won't explain how big of an oof your problem is
Person 1 : fuck my life, I can't describe that in an infinite amount of oof's

Person 2: well could is it possibly a megaoof instead

Person 1: Yeah it could totally be a megaof

Person 1: *screaming intolerably* FUCK MY LIFE, IT'S SUCH A MEGAOOF!
megaoof by ddeez nuyts April 2, 2019
if your friend have Aids but you have to say something
i have Aids.

Megaoof.
megaoof by oefiohvghv November 6, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026