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Def 1: To take a massive dump; leave a shit stain on the seat for someone else to clean; to leave a brown bass streak stain on and in the toilet that can only be removed by a hazemat team.

Def 2: to smell like a bear that bathes with dead skunks in a 3rd world sewer system.

Def 3: the inability to improve in performance at their job because they reached their peak 30 years ago and just will not retire or die, instead they find solace in sleeping on the job whilst others have to suffer by picking up the slack.

Def 4: to simply take off of work at any whim or desire despite who it affects, because they need to reduce as much accumulated vacation time as possible before not retiring... ever; in turn screwing everyone else over who would take off the day because they have much more important things to do than "mow their grass" for the 3rd time in a week.

Def 5: someone who will do anything for you provided it benefits them greater than it does you.
Synonym: Shitbag Mother Fucker
Hey boy! Where's your shitter, 'cause that Mexican Food is hittin' hard. I gotta go take a MCRAY!
MCRAY by MCRAY'S VICTIM October 25, 2018
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paul mcray 

Paul mcray is a tall testosterone filled male with the best fucking beard you'll ever see
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MCRAY • mcrayfish • paul mcray • McKayla • McKay • MCRmy • Miray • McRae • Maraya • Miraya

McRae Boomer 

A special kind of boomer. This Boomer is unlikely to be able to work out technology but will demand people love their Internet streaming on social media.

You need to watch out for this boomer because they will appear as a nice or smart person only to ensnare you into their fantasy world where they become the pope leading your community to the promised land.
The McRae Boomer snuck into our community and now we've gone from a seniors group to a teen mum group and no one knows why.

The McRae Boomer is just a clown who does not understand people.
McRae Boomer by OGCriticalThinker February 18, 2020
The craziest of crazy women. 10 levels past bat shit crazy.
Example: Amanda, was so ugly no one would reproduce with her and so crazy she pretended .to be pregnant for a year and then gave birth to a plastic baby. She's McCrayZ
McCrayZ by Wd40 May 16, 2015

Colin McRae 

kickass rallydriver from scotland. Worldchampion in 1995 with Subaru. Released a series of kickass video games in his own name.
I used to play a lot of Colin McRae on my PSX!
Colin McRae by bitchslap May 21, 2006
"I can't do anything right now. I'm watching an mcr video and I'm mcrying so hard!"
mcrying by ibrokemcrup January 17, 2014

märäyttää 

In Finnish slang, the verb 'märäyttää' refers to defecating when the feces is not very solid, e.g. when having diarrhea. Possible English language equivalents might be "taking a diarrhea dump" or "having a soggy crap".
(Finnish) "Märäytin(märäyttää) syötyäni kurjan kebabin."

(Freely translated to English) "I took a diarrhea dump after eating a lousy kebab."
märäyttää by Attitude Dude January 3, 2008
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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