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Mystery Cock of the Week

A bonding ritual undertaken by fraternities in which a photograph of each member's penis is anonymously sent across a fraternity email list each week. The other frat brothers must then try to guess to whom the penis belongs.

Dude, is it gay that Delta Chi is starting a MCOW?

No, man. Its just brotherly love.

MCOW by whaaat617 September 29, 2010

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McOw

A response to pain dished out McDonald's style.

Ronald McDonald McSmashed Grimace in the McFace.
Grimace cried out "McOw!"

McOw by Bushwak December 15, 2008

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McOwned • McOw • McOwn3d • McOwner • Ownie McOwn • mc-own

Ownie McOwn

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.

Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!

Ownie McOwn by B money April 30, 2004

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McOwned

"McOwned" or "McOwn3d"
A version of "Owned" or "Own3d" referring to the picture of Ronald McDonald being arrested that has been circulated throughout many internet picture sites. It basically has the same use of "Ownage" except.... more creative.

OMG dood! You just got fucking McOwned!

McOwned bitch!

How about some fries to go with that McOwnage???

McOwned by bexposito October 17, 2005

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McOwner

1.One who McOwns usually at video games
2.One who beats up punks

1.I am a McOwner I just chainsawed like 10 people in 3 rounds on Gears
2.I McOwned Bryan cause he is a loser and smells like cheesy eggs

McOwner by Spencewin August 21, 2007

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McOwn3d

to get served, owned, prawned or told badly, ecpecialy in a matter similar to the arrest of Roanld Mcdonald, an accused arsenist

Dizamn, he got Mcown3d by the popo

McOwn3d by puss Puss the Maggot April 28, 2006

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McOwned

1.to get a good kill mainly on shooting games
2.to beat up a loser

1.me- u got mcowned
2.me- u got mcowned

McOwned by Spencewin August 21, 2007

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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