M'Friend

When you introduce your lover, but don't wish to convey too much information about the exact status of your relationship, use this euphemism blur the distinction:

"Mom, Dad, this Cate, we are... er... m'friends" -or- "Hello Reverend. Have you meet my m'friend, Catherine"?

M'Friend by MadDave August 9, 2010

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day 

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

It is November 14th i have to bake a cake because tomorrow is, .Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day 

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

I'm not your friend, buddy 

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

I'm not your friend, buddy by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

I'm asking for a friend 

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

I'm asking for a friend by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

i'm holding it for a friend

I am most certainly not holding it for a friend.

Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?

It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!

i'm holding it for a friend by Simone! June 18, 2011

I'm such a good friend 

When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."

But I never told anybody that because I'm SUCH a good friend.

I'm such a good friend by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022