M'Friend
When you introduce your lover, but don't wish to convey too much information about the exact status of your relationship, use this euphemism blur the distinction:
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Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day
It is November 14th i have to bake a cake because tomorrow is, .Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day
Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020
Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day
Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020
I'm not your friend, buddy
I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".
-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.
I'm not your friend, buddy by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008
I'm asking for a friend
A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.
I'm asking for a friend by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016
i'm holding it for a friend
Johnny what is this newly purchased carton of Marlboro's doing in your sock drawer?
It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
It's not mine...I'm holding it for a friend!
i'm holding it for a friend by Simone! June 18, 2011
I'm such a good friend
When you tell Cady Heron that Regina George is cheating on Aaron Samuels with Shane Oman in the auditorium above the projection room. "And that little one is Gretchen Wieners."
I'm such a good friend by Nicole "Snooki" December 14, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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