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Luke is a terrible person who messes with your heart but looks good in a ponytail. Also looks like Ed Sheeran's and shaggys love child.
Oh look there's Luke S. You can tell by the hair.
Luke S. by Asteiea January 30, 2022
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Luke's gang 

Consists of Luke, Illia, Aidan, Nate, and Connor. The most common story is that Luke obtained the other four through ritual combat in a 1v1. No one knew the four others, No one knows the history of the gang for sure, it's a mystery that will never be solved. Luke is also in love with Georgia still but he won't admit it.
Person 1: Woah, who's that?
Person 2: That's Luke's gang, it's the most epic middle school gang on grounds.
Luke's gang by ARandomUserNo.2 December 17, 2019

Luke’s Flashlight

Flashlights are mainly used as tools to shine in girls pussy’s to make the hole easier to find but luke’s flashlight blinds the pussy therefore causing it to shrivel up almost like a piece of newspaper thrown in a fire. Pussy’s will most likely react to Luke's Flashlight like a Minecraft zombie in the daylight or a flower with no sunlight.
Luke’s Flashlight: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FLASH GRENADES CLAIRE: WAIT THATS LUKES FLASHLIGHT.
Luke’s Flashlight by S onHisBack November 28, 2021

Luke's Mom 

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.
That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.
Luke's Mom by nw968 January 8, 2012

Luke's Revenge 

When you piss a fictional character off so badly that he, she, or it gets your ass kicked in real life.
Steve: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who wrote that really sick story about this kid being turned into a baby?"
Bob: "No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well, he was a teacher and somebody told his school district about the story... guy got fired.."
Bob: "LOL, Luke's Revenge!"

Luke's penis 

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.
Luke's penis by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

Luke's Father 

Something Luke will never see.
Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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