A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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A Mexican guy that is known for sleeping with any thing that moves. He is characterized by a pedo styled smirk and a voice that can lure any women into his magical crib. The only way to scare off a Luch March is if you put him around crowds, therefore rendering his technique useless.
Lorenzo: "Hey, did you saw Luch March talking to your wife over there?"
Andros: "Dang, bring everyone around him, he will eventually be creeped out by crowds..."
by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016
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