St Paul's London

A school for a bunch of sweaty neeks who don't go outside.
Taught by noncy teachers

Where are all the nonces hiding?

St Paul's London

by Tetanussor January 24, 2021

King's College London

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.

EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

by Quattro Colori October 14, 2011

London Silly Nannies

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.

"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."

by CheyenneTheBrave July 24, 2012

London surprise

The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.

Dude she loved that London surprise.

by Augy manz January 30, 2019

London Sanchez

London Sanchez is a very talented Pilipino person. She likes to paint and laughs a lot at her own jokes. PS. she's also Chinese.

Hey, look at that flat nosed person, what a London Sanchez.

by London the Stallion June 4, 2020

South London Syndrome

A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.

"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."

by London07 August 12, 2018

london stone

a gang located in the middle of Lincoln University

"Those kids biking look scary mom."

"Yes honey that's because they're members of London Stone."

by Bob Dabrickashaw November 24, 2017