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The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
by mythicalmonk October 28, 2009
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