Lombago 

when the scrotum sticks to the inner thigh.

you know that time in gym class when your nuts were sticking to your leg and you couldn't get it to unstick? that's lombago.

Lombago by The Ricky Godbey November 11, 2007

Lumbago 

A serious disease that affects your ability to Do daily tasks, such as ride into town, or help a man get his horses back to his wagon.

“Hey uncle, come with us to rob this bank”
“I can’t, my lumbago is kicking in right now”
“Understanda🅱️Le have a nice day”

“Did you see uncle lift that case of whiskey?”
“Yeah, must’ve been hard with his lumbago”
“He’s a true hero”

Lumbago by Dank Hill6969 November 13, 2018

Terminal Lumbago 

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”

“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”

Terminal Lumbago by You got Lumbago July 10, 2019

Lumbago 

Lumbago is a very serious spine condition that affects the lower part of your spine that’s why Uncle can’t stand up right but Dutch always has a plan

I’ve got LUMBAGO it’s a slow painful death my brother

Lumbago by It’s just a prank amber November 28, 2018

Lumbago 

Serious back pain that will be sure to take you off your feet for life

Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"

Lumbago by Gekyume's Sacred Foreskin May 9, 2019

Lumbago 

A common, painful condition affecting the lower portion of the spine.
Low back pain is caused by injury to a muscle (strain) or ligament (sprain). Common causes include improper lifting, poor posture, lack of regular exercise, a fracture, a ruptured disc or arthritis.
Often, the only symptom is pain in the lower back.
Most low back pain goes away on its own in two to four weeks. Physiotherapy and pain relievers can help. A few cases may require surgery.
Usually self-treatable
Usually self-diagnosable
Lab tests or imaging rarely required

I'm really sick John
LUMBAGO

Lumbago by aleXDogg October 26, 2020

Lumbago 

Uncles Excuse to not do anything

"is one of you gonna get that fellas horse"
"I got lumbago it's very serious"
"lumbago Really"

Lumbago by Doctorwho101 April 4, 2021