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Locker Room Gay 

When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay
Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.
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Gay locker room sex 

What most gay guys hope for when they go to their gym

The last period of school that day was PE, and Tanner’s class was on their football unit. Sure, he got a bit beat up, but Tanner had lots of fun taking a guy down or getting tossed in the air. The most recent game, played at the end of the school day when the sun was insanely hot, was super active. It ended with Tanner and the other guys drenched in sweat, dirt worked into the crevices of their skin, grass stains on their knees and palms. They knew they had to shower.
The group of about 5 guys walked into the locker room, laughing, shouting, and replaying their favorite parts of that day. By the time they got to their lockers, they had pulled off their shirts, socks, and shoes. Evan, one of the more attractive guys in Tanners opinion, pulled off his pants and boxers in one go and walked to the showers. Tanner was quick to follow.
Their behavior in the showers wasn’t gay, just them having fun. They’d slap each others’ asses, swing their dicks around, just joking. After most of the guys had finished, it was just Tanner and Evan. Without the distraction of their friends, Tanner got out his bar of soap and began to wash out the dirt that was caked onto his legs. Tanner had been horny for a while, and jerking off just wasn’t satisfying him. He decided to call attention to himself.
He was bent over at the waist while washing his legs, when he “accidentally” let the soap slip and he said, loudly, “shit!” Evan looked over to see Tanner picking up the soap, but he let his eyes linger on Tanner’s bubble butt. Evan was openly bisexual, and he often complimented guys on their physique, but he never tried anything with them. But he got the memo almost instantly that Tanner wanted to fuck.
Evan walked over to Tanner and gave him a light slap on the right butt cheek, but he let it linger there. Tanner looked back at Evan, gave a mischievous smile, and grabbed Evan’s other hand and placed it on his hip. Evan started to get hard, and Tanner didn’t want to miss that. He turned around so that they were facing each other, showing that Tanner was fully hard and his cock was standing upright, about 5 inches. Evan was also 5 inches, but that was while he was soft. Tanner dropped to his knees instantly and grabbed Evan’s cock, and began to stroke it until it was at its full 7.5 inches. Tanner looked up at Evan and began to deepthroat him with no resistance. Evan said out loud “oh fuck,” which made Tanner harder and made him suck faster. Soon, Evan gripped Tanner’s hair and held his face down on his dick while he shot cum straight down his throat. Tanner breathed through his nose and swallowed all the cum. Evan picked Tanner up and carried him into their boys sauna (it was a rich school).
Bam. Gay locker room sex. Look up gay sauna sex for part 2.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026