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When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
Lochraned by MWindsor September 30, 2014
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The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.
Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

lochaned 

Getting hit in the face with a hockey stick during a field hockey match and losing teeth or breaking jaw bones
damn that fool came from the wrong side and got lochaned
one of the best kids you’ll ever meet, and i’m talking fr. lochlands have got to be the most loyal people and not to mention insanely fun to be around. be friends with a lochland.
that kid seems chill
oh shit ya that’s lochland
lochland by madisongauthierlol August 10, 2019
A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.
"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"
lohaned by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008
To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!
lohaned by CBra June 30, 2007