Lloyd's Law 

Most commonly used in reference to the game of Mario Kart.

Lloyd's Law describes the inevitability that a player who is too good for their opponents will succumb to frequent, untimely 'Blue Shells'. The accuracy of this law is such that lesser players often rely on it to win games.

This is often confused with the lesser-known "Hogg's Law", which describes the demise of a player who excessively over-exaggerates their skill level before a race.

Looks like I'm gonna have to rely on Lloyd's Law again, this guy's miles ahead!! I wish I wasn't so rubbish!

Lloyd's Law by Yoshi86 September 2, 2010

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning 

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning by Sairin January 6, 2005