Littlestown 

The Sheetz between Gettysburg and Hanover. The wonderful land where all of the family restaurants are owned by the same family, where the football program practically runs the local government, and where people whine about the town sucking (and later move to Hanover). Mostly a pretty good town. Also home to the only strip club within 20 miles.

I'm afraid to go faster than 25 miles an hour through Littlestown.

Well come back when you get PA tags and you won't.

Littlestown by superman>batman November 24, 2011

Littlestown 

The biggest waste of space in PA. The cops are a joke, the schools blow, the girls are whores, the guys are hicks, the skaters can't skate and the stoners can't even get stoned. Littlestown is the biggest cluster fuck of posers on the face of the planet. The only good thing is the Hat Man who directs traffic in the morning. And even that was almost fucked last year when some fat bitch got in an accident and blamed him.

**Update: Also home to Dusty's Nipple**

Where do you live?

Littlestown.
Where the fucks littlestown?

Littlestown by Littlestown February 15, 2010

Littleton Earthworm 

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!

Littleton Earthworm by Charli XXX October 23, 2014

Littleton, NH 

A small town in northern NH, where there's not much to do. The biggest news is who's dating who. People here can't get enough of other peoples business. There's a lot of great people, but you KNOW all of the people. Main street is pretty chill, lots of weird stores. Fun little park, but druggies scare kids away. Schools are meh, nothing great. Lots of shit goes down making it interesting. I recommend visiting, but not for more than a week.

Me: "Hey, you coming down to the park later?"
Friend: "Naww. its a soul sucking place to be."
Me: "I can't wait to get out of Littleton, NH..."

Littleton, NH by CoolahThanYouTrolls(; June 30, 2011

Littleton, NH 

An extremely small town that is a like a black hole. Once you enter you're trapped there for life. Its filled with stuck up girls and hick boys who like to over use the phrase "git-r-done" . The only thing going on in Littleton is kn owing who's getting pregnant or going to jail. Word of advice get now while you still have a chance for survival.

I went over to littleton, nh to walk around Wal-Mart for fun

Littleton, NH by lillady1234 January 9, 2011

Stephen Littleton 

Also known as Skater Steve, or Scuba, this person is an extremely generous person. He has a heart of gold. If you ever meet such a person he will be hanging out with his best friends Nate and Aaron.

"Man all i need is 200 more bucks and i get my new phone."
"Do you want me to loan it to you?"
"Man your such a Stephen Littleton!"

Stephen Littleton by Steven Glansburg January 12, 2008

Littleton 

Stereotypical rich white kid town. Always loses to Bromfield at soccer. Thinks they are cool when they call themselves “l-town”.

“Littleton kids are too scared to go to Prospect during a storm”

Littleton by soc26 June 25, 2018