1 definition by Littlestown

The biggest waste of space in PA. The cops are a joke, the schools blow, the girls are whores, the guys are hicks, the skaters can't skate and the stoners can't even get stoned. Littlestown is the biggest cluster fuck of posers on the face of the planet. The only good thing is the Hat Man who directs traffic in the morning. And even that was almost fucked last year when some fat bitch got in an accident and blamed him.

**Update: Also home to Dusty's Nipple**