Likelag 

When you delete a Facebook post or comment you intend to edit before realizing someone already Liked it.

I had a typo in my brilliant status update so I deleted it to repost but because of Likelag, I lost two Likes and one of them was a celebrity. Man, those are the Likes you never get back.

Likelag by Encite May 29, 2011

LIKEFAG 

1.Any Facebook page deemed "Teen (x)" . Usually containing content in the forms of "1 like = 1 X" , "like for x , ignore for y " etcetera . These pages often fabricate information in order to recieve likes and become popular .
2.Any person , usually female on Facebook saying they are ugly , or saying "she thinks she's ugly , like this if you think my friend is beautiful "

*NOTE : Your friends may like these pages ; they should be reported immediately , also simply comment #LIKEFAG on their posts , it'll help.

"My friend says she's going to kill herself in a facebook post , what should I do" "NOTHING ! She's just another fucking likefag"

"Like the post or you'll die at 1:00 am " "Oh my god i'm gonna d-no this is stupid ."

LIKEFAG by AnonInfinity September 7, 2013

likeage

The act of likeing someone or something--an uber amount of liking

(one person to another): I sense some likeage between you two!!

likeage by ABSoccerFreak8 May 18, 2005

Sarcastic Likeage 

The action commonly used on Facebook when someone "likes" a status that is not intended to be liked.

The following would appear on someones' wall as a status on the social networking site, Facebook:

Person 1: Just got home, I had a terrible day.
Person 2: *likes status*
Person 3: (Internal) Haha, thats some sarcastic likeage there.

Sarcastic Likeage by Great_nate7 February 6, 2010

Immediate Likeage 

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

Immediate Likeage by malexb714 September 20, 2011

likeage

the act of liking

I dislike the likeage of Star Trek.

likeage by JM AND JW November 17, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020