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Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

lightning mcqueen 

beanos: yo sans

france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW
lightning mcqueen by gandhi_sans69 October 17, 2019

Lightning McQueen 

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

Lightning McQueen 

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen by I smell pickle February 26, 2021

Lightning McQueen 

The main character in Pixar's latest animated film, Cars. He's the red #95 car sponsored by Rust-eze Medicated Bumper Ointment.
Lightning McQueen: I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics!
Mater: You hurt your what?
Lightning McQueen by EsbenT September 16, 2008