Lesman

To mistake clubs for spades, or spades for clubs in a game of poker or Texas Hold'Em.

Matt: "I HAVE A FLUSH! I HAVE A FLUSH!"

Chris: "Thats a club you moron"
Matt: "FUCK, I THOUGHT I HAD TWO SPADES"

Justin: "Wow, you pulled a lesman!"

by Anonymous Deuchebag February 9, 2007

Lesman

A Jewish man, or a man of Jewish descent that likes woman having sexual intercourse, flirting, kissing ,or any anything in that matter with woman

Dude it's that lesman slaskin trying to convince Jaisol, and Stephanie to kiss!

by Slaskinateher July 31, 2023