Lempos 

The title "Lempos" originates from Ancient Cyprus and was inherited by the priviliged family of Lempious, because of the unfortunate birth of their first offspring with turtle-like features, which occured in the village of Lempa, Cyprus. It refers to the subtle art of being a turtle-like creature.

You are such a Lempos, that your parents admitted you being ugly.

Lempos by Palavrakis April 12, 2022

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

stuffy lampost 

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

Limposter

In among us: Anyone who can’t get a kill the entire game

I was a limposter last round. I’m pretty limp now. Had a big juicy boner but now it’s just lost to limpness

Limposter by Obiwan723 January 19, 2021

lmposvmcfoaismt 

It's an abbreviation, used in London in the early 1900's, from hand-workers to the royal family

Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!

-My sire, that link you sent me was quite hilarious. I LMPOSVMCFOAISMT.
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT? I'm not sure, I quite understending that meaning...
-Laughed-my-posterior-off-so-vigorously-my-cylinder-fell-off-and-I-split-my-tea!
-LMPOSVMCFOAISMT!
-lmposvmcfoaismt!!!!444fourtyfour

lmposvmcfoaismt by another beeblebrox June 17, 2011

Lemosas 

An evening drink, consisting of champagne and OJ, consumed with friends when too hungover to get up at 10am for Brunch and mimosas, but still not wanting to miss out on Sunday Funday

Since we were out at "Charlie's" till 6am, Jill, figured unlimited Lemosas at, Kyle's, were a better idea than an early brunch.

Lemosas by kabatson02 January 13, 2013

Lamposted 

The act of getting stuck between a lamppost and another nearby surface e.g a fence, wall or hedge.

I was walking home drunk last night and I tried to be clever but I ended up getting lamposted.

Lamposted by Kubadude September 5, 2016