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A Immature Little Boy Who Thinks That Social Smoking Makes Him Hardcore.

And Thinks That 2 Tokes On A Zoot Means That He Is A Drug Addict.

He Drives Around Maldon In His Mates Caddy Which Is A Pile Of Wank
Girl 1 "Ahhh My Boyfreind Pulled A Total Tom Layley"

Girl 2 "Really What Did He Make Love To A Door Handle all Night"

Ahhh Mate, Im So Stoneddd.

What, You've Only Had A Couple You Total Layley.
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She's perfect in all the cute nerdy ways, Loves to read, smiles brightly, blushes extremely red and is over all a fun person to be around, she cares about each of her friends but, isn't afraid to stand her ground, she is overall nuetral though and doesn't like to pick sides. She is the sweetest person you'll ever know and definitely one hell of a girl.
She's such a layney, and that's better than anyone else could be.
Layney by Mister click lister February 26, 2019
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kian lawley 

Youtuber, Actor, Handsome AF. Basically my husband so back off ladies.
Kian Lawley! come on in, the doctor's ready to see you.
kian lawley by FOLLOWMEKIAN March 26, 2016
Beautiful, short, funny, the love of anyone’s life. Layneys is perfect. She is a lovable person. She is unexplainably beautiful.
“Layney is so beautiful”
“I love layney”
“Layney is so damn fine”
Layney by Hegsbjujej June 9, 2019
A proud girl who always makes eveyone smile.she makes people feel special about themselves.she know when you need help or not.she will be the prettiest girl you have ever met
Lailey is the most bestfriend i have.
lailey by Puppybum October 22, 2017

layleiona 

Layleiona is beautiful, nice, sweet, young pretty lady! Layleiona falls in love hard. Layleiona is very smart and is very sensitive and emotional ! Layleiona cares about everyone ( even the people she hates ) !
Damnnnnn im bouta go get a Layleiona
layleiona by Staciaaaa June 3, 2018
Laylee is one of the most understanding, loving, caring people you will ever meet. She doesn’t judge you and accepts you for who you are, when you get to know her you can tell her anything. You are so lucky if you have a Laylee in your life.
Person: I need someone in my life who will just accept me for who I am
Me: get yourself a Laylee
Laylee by TiaMalia May 22, 2018
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Person 2:......
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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