Law of Absolute and Relative Truth

The principle that truth operates in two modes simultaneously: absolute truth (true for everyone, everywhere, always) and relative truth (true within a context, for a particular observer, under specific conditions). The law acknowledges that some truths are universal—2+2=4, water freezes at 0°C at sea level—while others depend on perspective—"this room is cold" is true for some, false for others. Problems arise when people insist that all truth is absolute (denying perspective) or that all truth is relative (denying reality). The law of absolute and relative truth reconciles these positions by recognizing that truth has both dimensions, and wisdom lies in knowing which applies when.

Example: "They argued about whether the movie was good. He insisted it was objectively terrible (absolute truth). She said it was good for her (relative truth). The law of absolute and relative truth said they were both right—absolute truth about the movie's technical merits (which were measurable), relative truth about their enjoyment (which was personal). They agreed to disagree, which is what the law recommends."

Law of Absolute and Relative Truth by Abzugal February 16, 2026

Law of Absolute and Relative Truths

The principle that truths operate in two modes: absolute truths (statements that are true for everyone, everywhere, always) and relative truths (statements that are true within a context, for a particular observer, under specific conditions). The law acknowledges that some truths are universal—2+2=4, the laws of logic, the fact of existence. Other truths are perspective-dependent—"this room is cold," "this policy is fair," "this art is beautiful." The law of absolute and relative truths reconciles the human longing for certainty with the human experience of multiplicity. It's the foundation of intellectual humility: knowing what's absolutely true and what's relatively true, and never confusing the two.

Law of Absolute and Relative Truths Example: "They argued about whether the movie was good. He insisted it was objectively terrible (absolute truth). She said it was good for her (relative truth). The law of absolute and relative truths said they were both right—absolute truth about the movie's technical merits (which were measurable), relative truth about their enjoyment (which was personal). They agreed to disagree, which is what the law recommends."

Law of Absolute and Relative Truths by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 16, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004