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Lauren Boebert 

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,
"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"
Lauren Boebert by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

Lauren Boebert 

Another one of those nutjob conspiracy theorist US House members that represent America's right-winged bottom of the barrel and the QAnon cult.
Lauren Boebert is just as crazy as Marjorie Taylor Greene
Lauren Boebert by Soul_Driver September 1, 2021

Lauren Boebert 

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
Lauren Boebert by Willybear April 22, 2025