1. An anorexic woman with biting sarcasm. Although her nationality is unknown, we do know that she does not have a tan. She constantly takes shots at people and specializes in making them feel inferior. If you have a Lastrada around you, business will be handled but, your people may cry.

Please note, most Lastrada people don;t eat the beef or pork.
Damn smart ass, you are worse than Lastrada.
by I am just an F-Tard May 11, 2010
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