Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?
by Seagul on crack January 3, 2019
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When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.
by Kurmithaflog May 14, 2022
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