Lance Burton

To vanish / disappear out of nowhere, missing in action.. no one knows where you went but God.

Friend: you chill with julie last night?
Me: i dunno we was textin then she lance burton'd

by UWUD December 28, 2012

Lance Burton

You lure a hot chick to participate in a new magic trick. You place a red blanket over the hottie and only expose her toes (after you take his shoes and socks off due to a foot fetish)

You then magically make the hottie levitate while ramming your thumb up her ass. The chick may scream “oh my ass or Lance Burton’s thumb is in my ass” and you must laugh this off while showing off two perfect replicas of your hands (which are wired to your suit) which proves you cannot have your thumb up the chicks ass

I gave that bitch a Lance Burton in front of her parents at thier Christmas Eve party

by Jmrbonzo March 25, 2009