Lafft 

The act of farting while sitting down and thinking you've gotten away with it, only to get up and find it's still there.

I thought it'd be safe to get up half way thought my flight, but there was an unexpected lafft.

Lafft by NoOneIsSafe January 26, 2010

i laff 

something you say when you laugh, but it’s spelled laff because laugh doesn’t look the way it’s pronounced

dude: bruh look at this meme
girl: i laff

i laff by asc0al0ha September 10, 2019

Laffer Taffer

A sexual act involving a woman or a man melting Laffy Taffy's directly into his or her anus. The burning, cult sensation was made popular in San Francisco night clubs in the early 80's by Bar Rescue star Jon Taffer.

"Hey, lets melt some Laffy Taffy in our butts before sex. I bet it burns nice, they did it in the 80's. Its called a Laffer Taffer."

Laffer Taffer by JustinFig November 25, 2011

Lafte 

Lafte - portmonteau of laugh and latte.

It defines the moment of laughing whilst drinking a latte, or providing a latte to a customer who needs to smile.

The other day I was serving a grouchy customer who asked for a latte. A few minutes later I returned and offered him his "lafte".

Lafte by Dee_dawg November 13, 2011

james lafferty 

one of the hottest men walking!

Wudnt mind doing james lafferty tonite :P

james lafferty by steph April 19, 2005

james lafferty 

A hot piece of ass

Id like to tap James Lafferty

james lafferty by Bam February 11, 2004

laffy taffy 

(n)This is a slang term for the female genitalia-- more specifically, the labia minora-- so termed for it's resemblance to stretched (pink) laffy taffy. Therefore, the term may also carry with it connotation of excessive sexual intercourse which can result in a stretched or elongated labia minora.

That ho had so much sex, when she spreads her legs, Willy Wonka himself would envy her Laffy Taffy.

laffy taffy by shecky December 28, 2005