Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.
"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"
"What a Lacostitute"
by markleigh99 January 02, 2016