The minions of the all powerful, luscious deity Devonè. They appear from the shadows and prepare assholes for penetration for their master. If they please their luscious lord he will let them dine on his sexual scraps. They're true origin and names are not shrouded in mystery, they are known as the Foot-soldiers of Fuck.
Dude if you ever see a bunch of little fiends coming out of the shadows, you clinch your butt and run as fast as you can, the Semite Lushes are on the prowl and no one escapes the Foot-soldiers of Fuck
otherwise known as hair conditioner. The name was a term invented as a mickey-take name from the character Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter. His hair was known to always look smooth, soft and stringy. The same effect comes from hair conditioner.
Hey Tara, did you use Lushis Malfoy last night? I did, you can just feel the stingyness radiating from my hair. (over-exagerates hand moving through hair.)
Naw, my brother was in the the shower for an hour instead. But I think I'll use it tomorrow.
You better because then you might end up with hair like Hermione Granger's.