Internet slang to help save time when typing
"NightStalker": posts something very funny on a forum
"corporate_lackey" reads it and finds it so funny he starts laughing uncontrollably until tears are literally rolling down his cheeks, but he cannot find an emoticon that proper expresses how he feels, so he simply posts: LSFHIC
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"