Think long and hard 

A command to think sexual, or think along the lines of an innuendo.

"I haven't seen James or Beth this whole time! Where are they?"
"Think long and hard."

Think long and hard by theblumeanie August 16, 2008

Something thats long and hard 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know something thats long and hard( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something thats long and hard by Inni84 July 22, 2023

Why my peepee hard and long??? 

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

Why my peepee hard and long??? by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

long and hairy, hard to carry

Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.

"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"

long and hairy, hard to carry by bratzorf April 18, 2016