/larb/; verb, intransitive.
1) To lie in one's bed in sweatpants while adjusting the covers and sighing.
2) To get the same amount
accomplished while awake as one could
accomplish while asleep—that is, to say, nothing.
Present participle: larbing
Past tense: larbed
Past participle: larbed
Etymology: from a misreading of "larb" (pronounced /la:p/), a meat salad of Laotian and Thai origin.
1) As Gwen
collapsed in her bed after her morning jog, she decided that it would be best to larb for a while as her heart rate returned to normal.
2) Burnt out from a
stressful week, Dorothy spent all
Saturday morning larbing instead of doing her neuroscience homework.