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"Laughing My asshole off"
Supposedly when farting or releasing toxic fumes, a person's asshole laughs, killing an enormous amount of people.
freakofurbndic: I just heard Adam Corolla got hit by a Toyota Corolla
urbndicpwnsme: LMAHO!!
LMAHO by kiwibitch June 22, 2006
Words you can keep
stands for 'laugh my ass off', but when you type it out, you're really just staring at your phone/ computer screenn with no emotion.
omg wait- I did NOT mean that!!!

lmao (stares blankly at phone)
lmao by this byotch righ there January 10, 2021
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1. Laughing my ass off
2. Let's make an omlet
Person 1: Did you see that squirrel, lmao!
Person 2: Isn't it a bit late for omlets?
Person 1: Wait what?
lmao by exaeta January 13, 2018

ayy lmao 

A common phrase spoken by extra terrestrials, the only phrase that does or ever will matter and could mean anything.
alien 1: ayy lmao
alien 1: *rips bong*
alien 2: ayy lmao
ayy lmao by keaganslover February 8, 2014

Omar lmao, my ocean day view 

The "English" version of Omae wa, mou shindeiru.
Friend: Daniel just stole all your chips
You: OMAR LMAO, MY OCEAN DAY VIEW
L- Laughing
M- My
A- Ass
O- Off

Usually used when someone says something funny online/in a text.
Person 1: LOL, earlier Joey fell off his skateboard in the middle of a kickflip, and yet he claims he would've been able to do it.
Person 2: LMAO, that dumbass can't even ollie.
LMAO by wublovah3000 July 8, 2015
It usually means Laughing My Ass Off but if your a depressed little child like me then maybe for you it will mean, Laughing My Anxiety Off
Rebecca: Haha, lmao.

Jessica: *confused* so are you laughing, or just depressed?
Lmao by I.make.weird.definitions January 22, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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