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the funniest person you will ever meet, she willl keep you laughing for hours. loves to change up her look often, but whatever she does she is naturally beautiful. she speaks whats on her mind. she either loves you genuinely or hates you with a passion and shes not afraid to tell you. she's a scrapper and will kick your ass if needed. she loves boobs and will show hers off anytime. loves to drink, casually or hardcore. always likes to look good, and is always asking if she looks good. has a great body. shes so open, she goes to the bathroom with the door wide open, or will walk around naked.
Alex: you gotta good girl there, shes hilarious.
Randy: Yep, she's a kyrissa.
Kyrissa by kelseyannrobinson April 23, 2012
Words you can keep
The most beautiful girl a homeboy can have. Refers to a stud muffin of a babe which gives the greatest birthday presents and makes amazing pasta, totally spur of the moment!
Man, you're such a Kerissa!
Kerissa by Diego Dancer April 22, 2011
A strong headed woman, who is bout her paper, & is stubborn. And most of the time has a big forhead & is complete perfection in the face & booty.
Foreal dude, I really like that Kylissa girl.
kylissa by Lionhearted January 13, 2015
A tall, gorgeous girl who can capture the eyes of any man who walks her way. She is hilarious and is constantly cracking jokes, a reason why most guys adore her. Although she has such amazing qualities, she is not loved by everyone, particularily most females. This is because girls often get jealous because Krissa tends to steal the spotlight & gets a lot of attention from guys.
"Wow did you see Krissa come into school this morning? I swear it was just all eyes on her man! She's insanely hot!"
krissa by Jessicaaaaaaaaaaaa March 6, 2013
A beautiful young woman from the "Pizarro" blood-line. She is strong, intelligent, funny, loveable, athletic, musically talented, has a great sense of fashion, perfect physical attributes, fearless, successful, driven and flat out one bad mother-fucker that no one will fuck with.
1.Any decent parent with even a small amount of common sense will want their little girl to grow up to be a Korissa.

2. That girl is a dime but she sure as hell ain't no Korissa!!!
Korissa by D.Pizarro December 26, 2010
The greatest person you will ever meet!!!....She is totally AWESOME....Guys want her and girls want to be her!!!... She is a very outgoing person and she is a friend to everyone..She has the best personality and she's always fun to be around...She is beautiful, a total hotty, really cute, and drop dead sexy....She always smells great and she looks like an angel....She's also the greatest kisser ever!!!....There is so much awesome stuff about this girl that it wont fit in one definition...lolz
James: "Oh my gosh!!! Who's that girl??"
Matthew: "Is she the hotty with the brown eyes nd black hair??"
James: "Yea!!"
Matthew: "It's Karissa"
James: "How do u kno??.. You didn't even look!!"
Matthew: "Trust me...I know its her.. ;).."
Karissa by Matt8 October 27, 2011

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[Kerissa] by kerissa June 29, 2008
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