Cylindrist 

Derived from a Latin word 'cylindro' which means a roller. A Cylindrist is someone who specializes in preparing and serving joints or blunts.

It sucks to have weed and paper but no cylindrist.

Quick my blunts breaking, do we a cylindrist on deck.

Cylindrist by Nineofour 061719 June 16, 2019

Koliandris 

A person who exhibits qualities of a DONKEY in the work place.
Noisy, confused and slightly depressed. However, also has a point to make when it comes to the business.

when discussing doing sales in real estate you are being a koliandris

Koliandris by ForeheadGinger January 4, 2023

Kylindrotribophobia

The irrational and extreme fear of unwrapping packets of more than two toilet rolls, triggered by the unsettling sound and sensation of the rolls rubbing together.

Example 1:
“I can’t buy the family pack of toilet rolls — my kylindrotribophobia won’t let me unwrap it.”
Example 2:
“Supermarkets don’t realise the danger they put me in with those 9-packs of toilet rolls. Kylindrotribophobia is real.”

Kylindrotribophobia by FestieFofS September 19, 2025