A fat lard who usually boasts a neck beard and a fedora. Common phrases include "M'lady", "ima fuck you in the arse" and "I like coffee". Kyle Rocky's are almost always fat and sweaty. They generally date girls named Alyssa Cambra, who also tend to be fat and look like early homo erectus. Kyle Rocky's typically play 9-10 hours of Dota 2 a day while consuming at least 10-15 pots of coffee a day.
This man is such a Kyle Rocky! he always is drinking coffee and hanging out with that Alyssa! What a slob!
by Ben Rockey August 11, 2018