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Kwar can be used to refer to a number of things:

1. A retard or person who acts retardedly.
2. A sexual activity.
3. Medertons battle cry.
You are such a kwar
The troll engages in kwar with men.
*yells* Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
kwar by Hobo Joe The Screb May 18, 2008
Related Words
kwark • Kwart • kwarteng • kward • Kwarktassen • Kwar • kwarf • Kwara • kwaramba • Kwarantine

Kwara poly 

A place where people were trained to be extra ordinary and be a professional in every aspect
You need to attend kwara poly
Kwara poly by kokss February 6, 2020
kwarma is what happens to you when you ignore the legal system and or make a mockery of the court, or act as if you are above the law. origin- kwame kilpatrick.
kwame kilpaticks kwarma has landed his fat ass in prison!!!
kwarma by big jj 313 May 25, 2010
Awks;
An uncomfortable feeling between two retards who refuse to say awkward or awks;
Something that "underground" people would prefer
John: Yo, did you hear about that kwardio foreign exchange student? Yeah, he can speak English, but refuses to talk to everyone.
Chris: Dude, that turtle freeze looks so kwardio
Dylan: Michael Cera and Ellen Page are so kwardio in every movie they're in.
Kwardio by Batteringramspam June 18, 2011

kwarteng 

kwar·teng VERB

1) to commit a grave error, potentially financial in nature

※This definition can pertain to something that has happened before and stopped or an action currently occurring.

2) to suffer a continuous state of disaster
※This definition should have greater effect if the term is used for a situation arising from an action under definition 1.

Synonyms: 1) blunder, make a mistake, (informal) bugger up, (vulgar) fuck up
2) languish, suffer, be tormented, be tortured, (informal) get screwed over, (vulgar) get fucked over

Derivation:

1) From the surname of Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor of the Exchequer, in the aftermath of a September 2022 mini-budget widely condemned as erroneous by, among others, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank of England.
2) The same, but more as a result of the apparent rationale for emergency interventions by the Bank of England in the aftermath of the above.
Definition 1: That idiot of a CFO kwartenged the budget, didn't he?
Definition 2: Pension funds would have collapsed within hours had the economy been permitted to kwarteng unimpeded.
kwarteng by bibhutibhushan September 28, 2022
Verb - to openly selectively choose opponents of a lesser quality to inflate your rank in a competition.
Wow you guys are undefeated, you must have really gone overboard with the kwarking.
Kwark by lastshadow December 16, 2009
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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