Kung pao

While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.

Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.

by Remibeanz April 9, 2015

Kung Pao

1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In.

2. Asian food.

Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.

by OMFG Steve December 8, 2005

Kung Pao

n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...

1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!

by Uncle Benny December 30, 2007

Kung Pao

An expletive that a man shouts out after an amazing orgasm.

Kung Pao! Baby, that was awesome!

by Doogly January 22, 2010

Kung-Pao Oww

The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.

I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.

by Ricardo Cabeza February 25, 2010

kung pao chicken

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

by Gfyblma October 5, 2017

kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013