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Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO

Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO

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Kung-Pao Oww 

The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.

I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.

Kung-Pao Oww by Ricardo Cabeza February 25, 2010

kung pao chicken 

When you like white meat but from time to time need that extra flavor.

Him: I heard you have sex with everyone.
Her: l just like kung pao chicken!

kung pao chicken by Gfyblma October 5, 2017

kung pao dumper

When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').

"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."

"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."

kung pao dumper by Emperor Man Face December 29, 2013

Kung Pao 

1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In.

2. Asian food.

Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.

Kung Pao by OMFG Steve December 8, 2005

Kung pao 

While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.

Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.

Kung pao by Remibeanz April 9, 2015