the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site
holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!
by kriiisss November 14, 2021
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Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
Kristopher fuck you nigg@
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
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Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met
Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
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The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.
Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!
by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021
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A regular dude with a cool name. Comes from the name Christopher but with a special dazzle on it. He’s lame though
Is that Kristopher? He’s so average, idk why people like him.
by Themanoflameness June 30, 2021
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