kristiankrake

Shite scuffed streamer, with small penis. Wishes he was whizzski.

Worst gamer in the world, has a big crush on blue after Imvanbun rejected him.
Kris once sent a pick of his tiktak to a girl. She replied "1, 2, 3, 4 . I declare a thumb war"
If my son ever was like KristianKrake, Id abort it
by Whizzski April 16, 2022
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just some guy i guess. sometimes streams and disappoints people on twitch. thinks italians are real and claims to be one. bad at games and can't solve the semantle for the life of him. whizzski wannabe, steals his viewers. also dumb (thinks whales are white).
do you know twitch's most scuffed streamer? his name is kristiankrake.
by bluevalentine April 19, 2022
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Pizza, pasta streamer (italian)
Shit at any video game.
Has no bitches.
Has a tiny cock
Can't stream for the life of him.

Needs to play dark souls 3
Oh look, is the KristianKrake ? That guy is a dumbass.
by TheSecretSpy27 April 19, 2022
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Described as the streamer with no thumbs, chat once thought his mouse wasn't plugged in whilst playing. His semantle average is 4491 guesses, and some say he is even living in whizzski's streaming shadow.

people with no electricity are thought to be better at video games than our kris
have you seen that absolute Kristiankrake, he couldn't hit a barn door if he tried
by twitchchat124 April 21, 2022
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